title fight // symmetry
A Day To Remember // You Should’ve Killed Me When You Had The Chance
i need some victory today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Some days you just need a velociraptor on your side.
“It might be nice, it might be nice,
To have a velociraptor on your side”
I’m ready
I woke up 5 minutes before I had to start work, but since I can clock in up to 3 minutes late I decided to still get dressed and after I got dressed I was 9 minutes late. I thought it was weird that my alarm never went off so I decided to wake up and check what happened.
It was 3.38 am when I woke up for real.
spongebob writers: lets have squidward say “i’ve come for your pickle” in the halloween special to scare spongebob, it’ll be funny
squidbob shippers: omg!!! 😳 squidward is talking about spongebob’s d
WARNING: THIS POST HAS BEEN INFILTRATED BY MOTO MOTO. REMAIN CALM WHILE THE MOTO MOTO SITUATION IS DEALT WITH
reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for
No but my dad actually did this at McDonalds in the 70s!
So here’s a true story: my father, sometime in the 70s was looking for his first job. He went to the local McDonalds and told the staff, [manager’s name] said I was supposed to start today. They took his word for it and started training him and by the time the manager saw him and asked who he was, people just said “oh that’s the new guy.”
Somehow this actually worked. My dad worked there for a couple of years as a cook. He even won an award plaque which he had on the wall until the day he died.
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